Thursday, August 4, 2011

Annoying office "stuff"

Okay so today I sit here all sugared up from my b-day donuts - oh yes we bring our b-day treats ourselves and YES my b-day isn't until Sunday but hey "what the he**"...

So I bring to you - my most ANNOYING OFFICE "stuff"...

- People who wear their pants too tight and you can see every dimple in their bum... GROSS and not appropriate.

- People who eat so loud in their office that you want to yell "close your mouth".

-  People who hoard pens, pencils, staples, etc... and then if you ask them for something - they announce "Sorry I don't have any" - OKAY I saw you take 5 pens from the storage room this morning.

- People who talk on their cell phones in the halls - I CAN HEAR YOU... Oh yes I can hear you cuss out your teenager or tell your husband/wife/mistress to meet you after work for some "womp womp". Someone hand me a barf bag please..

- People who leave their lunch in the fridge until it grows hair - CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!!!!

- Holiday sweaters - "nuff said"

- People who love to ask questions about questions - just listen to the answer and move on... for real this is WORK not a work group trying to prepare for a trivia night win.

- The words "I don't mean to bother you" - yes you do and come on in...

- Nastified toenails - put on some socks or closed toe shoes - no one likes looking at your corn or bunyun (spelling?).

- PUMPS - yes I said it - those squared chunky heeled pumps that we wore in the 80's. There is a thing called "kitten heels" and they are super cute - look em up...

- Seeing someone in the bathroom and they don't wash their hands - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I will never eat another of your potluck items or even shake your hand EVER again. I might even look at you differently - LOL...

- "Pity Me People" - those who love to tell about all their ailments... and have everyone talk about it.

- Those people who can NEVER be happy... Give them one thing and it is never enough.. Give them an inch and they take a mile.

Okay I could go on and on...

Ahhh... now I feel better - HAHAHAHA!


  1. lol you have real issues with tight pants!

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