Picture This...

Sorry I was M.I.A. yesterday - I have some sort of cold thing and posting was just not "in the cards" BUT I am back people. So remember a few months ago when I had my 15 minutes of fame? if you don't - read the madness right HERE. Our family was asked to help in shooting our children's daycare national commercials. I immediately said "HE** to the YEAH" because you know my goal in life is to be famous... E, on the other hand, opted OUT. FUNKILLER status in full affect right there. Since I probably listen or go along with E about 3% of the time, I called them up and said sign ME (and the kids) up... I can advocate for the single mom's of the world - I admire these women (my mom was one of them) and hey why not... Oh fyi... I have taken NO acting classes;)

So I won't bore you with the details.. you can read the post above about the whole experience on the actual day, BUT they did send me some stills of the shoot (fyi... my ah ha moment (post to come)). Really???... I HAVE to tell myself the camera added 10 lbs or this was in my phase of eating everything that had 800 mg of sodium or more. Those hips don't lie mama:)

Well guess what the commercials have begun and last night I was hit up with a few FB posts from people that they saw my babies on t.v. You can check out the 1st round of the commercials right below... Look closely, Elle is in a few and Wes is too. My babies are destined for stardom. I am hoping they put mama on a plane to Cali and we NEVER look back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmafxi9fBPE&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH9YTZBxxVw&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jLY1pUBhkI&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxN0KxgjI08&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LivdkvEjvyQ&feature=youtu.be

Here are the times and channels you can see my STARS (they get it from their mama)...

Monday 1/14

KDSK-TV NBC

6:24am

KTVI-TV FOX

8:06am

6:20pm

10:25pm

Tuesday 1/15

KDSK-TV NBC

6:43am

8:48am

KTVI-TV FOX

8:57am

5:34pm

6:20pm

6:41pm

10:33pm

Wednesday 1/16

KDSK-TV NBC

7:56am

KTVI-TV FOX

8:31am

5:18pm

10:34pm

Thursday 1/17

KDSK-TV NBC

6:44am

KTVI-TV FOX

6:12pm

10:15pm

Friday 1/18

KDSK-TV NBC

6:08am

KTVI-TV FOX

6:33am

On an even more awesome note, I am on the website.. BAH.. you know because it is ALL about me. Check my mug out HERE.

So you know when you wake up and realize how you made it big... yeah me neither... I had totally thought  that I had been CUT from the commercials (Gasp!!!) and was going to post about my sorrow - BUT I was informed this morning that there will be 4 rounds of commercials and my round just hasn't come up yet. Say what? Mama is BACK in business!!! However, noting that my 10 lb heavier butt (and face) is going to be plastered all over the television nationally, kind of makes me want a "DO OVER". Oh well - when the directors call me up (because you KNOW they will;) I can tell them that I can ONLY play someone who is 10 lbs thinner and if they don't call me until May - someone who is 20 lbs thinner. BOOYA! #OperationRedBikini or in my case #OperationFringeBikini.

Oh when the Paparazzi are knocking on my door ,and E is hiding in the bathroom, the kids and I will be graciously gallivanting out of the house in our fur and huge sunglasses. I have to remind my babies to always "remember the little people" - And you know my motto "The World is Your Stage"

**Disclaimer... I am really not a shallow, star-craved, selfish bia BUT I do want to move to Cali.

Wednesday OUT...

Ever been on t.v.? Ah ha moment post? Wes's awesome Adidas shoes?